reblog for easter
This tree makes の sense.
Are you fucking kidding me.
tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,
Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.
Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.
Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.
thank you science side
I waited for this.
IT’S A METAPHOR, YOU SEE—YOU PUT THE KILLING THING RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH, BUT YOU DON’T GIVE IT THE POWER TO DO ITS KILLING.
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING
I almost choked from how perfect this was
is that christopher walken
WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT
I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING
((I lost it when he started flying.))
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
I won’t survive.
April 18, 1971
You know he doesn’t really ride a pale horse. But he does have three amigos. And they are just jonesin’ for the apocalypse.
OMG ASDFGHJKL. PLEASE.